Hey! Safety Lady 
Blonde Roast – Light, Lethal, Legendary

She’s light on the roast, but heavy on the warnings. This blonde beauty might look mellow but don’t let the smooth taste fool you. Inspired by sharp turns, fast decisions, and safety shortcuts gone sideways, Hey! Safety Lady is a tribute to those moments when you should’ve slowed down. 
Brewed to wake you up with wisdom before reality hits the guardrail, this roast reminds you: Stay alert. Stay alive. And for the love of caution tape, don’t underestimate the blonde.